I know I'm extremely late, but...

[thelake]

First of all; New Moon is my favourite book in the Twilight series. I finished that book on the bathroom floor because I didn't want to wake my roommate up. That's how good and exciting it was (for me). Things you're about to read only reflects my thoughts on the movie. Nothing else.


- Robert Pattinson's acting = Epic Fail, with shiny big letters, actually:


Sparkling letters, got it?! *smart references to a very smart movie*

- Kristen Stewart's acting = slightly better with Jacob, but fail with Edward.

- Edward/Bella kiss scenes = almost sickening. I seriously thought Robert puked a little in his mouth while kissing Kristen.

- Considering how much I loved the book and how much it hurt to be away from Edward for all those long long pages, the amount of disappointment I experienced when Bella left Jacob for Italy was heart crushing.


- Looking at my icon, I still don't understand how someone leaves a boy like Taylor for a guy like Robert... I mean Jacob for Edward... Not really... Because Jacob used to annoy me and Edward was oh so amazing, but again that was in the books.


(even its glittery font was more readable and decent)

- Bella: I'm coming.
Edward: I don't want you to come.

Cheap porn dialogue anyone? y/n? I laughed. Hard.



- "Marry me, Bella."
Bella's expresion: I jizzed my pants a little.

Worst marriage proposal ever. Hence, worst movie ending ever.



Good things (which will never go on for long)

- Bella/Carlisle scene. I SHIP THEM. I SHIP THEM SO HARD.

- JACOB.

- ALMOST!KISS SCENES OF BELLA/JACOB! Epic chemistry is epic!!

- Werewolves.

- Half naked men in general. (Except Robert. It was uncomfortable.)

- EMMETT.

- Even Rosalie!

- ALICE.

- HBIC JANE!

- Aro.

- Yellow Porche! ♥

- And the black screen at the end of the movie.

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