I know I'm extremely late, but...

[thelake]

First of all; New Moon is my favourite book in the Twilight series. I finished that book on the bathroom floor because I didn't want to wake my roommate up. That's how good and exciting it was (for me). Things you're about to read only reflects my thoughts on the movie. Nothing else.


- Robert Pattinson's acting = Epic Fail, with shiny big letters, actually:


Sparkling letters, got it?! *smart references to a very smart movie*

- Kristen Stewart's acting = slightly better with Jacob, but fail with Edward.

- Edward/Bella kiss scenes = almost sickening. I seriously thought Robert puked a little in his mouth while kissing Kristen.

- Considering how much I loved the book and how much it hurt to be away from Edward for all those long long pages, the amount of disappointment I experienced when Bella left Jacob for Italy was heart crushing.


- Looking at my icon, I still don't understand how someone leaves a boy like Taylor for a guy like Robert... I mean Jacob for Edward... Not really... Because Jacob used to annoy me and Edward was oh so amazing, but again that was in the books.


(even its glittery font was more readable and decent)

- Bella: I'm coming.
Edward: I don't want you to come.

Cheap porn dialogue anyone? y/n? I laughed. Hard.



- "Marry me, Bella."
Bella's expresion: I jizzed my pants a little.

Worst marriage proposal ever. Hence, worst movie ending ever.



Good things (which will never go on for long)

- Bella/Carlisle scene. I SHIP THEM. I SHIP THEM SO HARD.

- JACOB.

- ALMOST!KISS SCENES OF BELLA/JACOB! Epic chemistry is epic!!

- Werewolves.

- Half naked men in general. (Except Robert. It was uncomfortable.)

- EMMETT.

- Even Rosalie!

- ALICE.

- HBIC JANE!

- Aro.

- Yellow Porche! ♥

- And the black screen at the end of the movie.

Comments

[x-immortal.livejournal.com]

I'm totally agree with your all comment :D

[thelake.livejournal.com]

taylor/jacob ftw! benim isabel/jacob iconlarım nereye gitmiş dammit!

[mchun.livejournal.com]

New moon my fav too :) but can I just say I love you so much for what you said about rob no one has seen it that way so I applaud you cause yes he was AWFUL and Kristen so much better acting with Taylor they have chemisty!
Jacob was just the best thing in this film I thought.

[thelake.livejournal.com]

I really like Robert when he doesn't move or talk. He gives really nice photos and looks absolutely stunning with Kristen Stewart in magazines and such, but god, he.is.not.edward. Not even remotely! Awfully awkward, mostly ugly, and he looks literally disgusted when he interacts with Kristen! I really don't know what they first saw in him during the castings, because it's so obvious that this is not the Edward we've fallen in love with!

Jacob was defintely the best thing. To be honest Taylor was the best thing. I'm such a fan! He portrayed the essence of Jacob's character so well! The playful remarks with Bella and his utter agony over his werewolf-ness.

Other than that, the movie was utter rubbish.

[glenien.livejournal.com]

[thelake.livejournal.com]

[janey-xox.livejournal.com]

Oh God, yes. I do agree with you. Edward Cullen/Robert Pattison = PRETTY MUCH FAIL THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE. And KStew's acting was pitiful. I loved Edward so much more and Jacob so much less in the books, but this movie reversed that, haha.

[thelake.livejournal.com]

you know, I was somewhat okay with the 1st movie because of that being the first and premature and all, but this was unacceptable! Somebody should make those people -- especially Rob and the director -- read the books all over again. The amount of agony and devotion Kristen portrays on screen doesn't go well with Robert's awkwardness!

Jacob ftw. not even Jacob/Bella, just Jacob.

[hpnarnia.livejournal.com]

Offfff çok fena katılıyorum yazdıklarına :D:D:D
Ahhhahhh Jacob/Bella :D Onlar yakınlaşıyor, ben heyecanlanıyorum :P :D

[thelake.livejournal.com]

bilsem ki kitapta bir yerde bir şekilde aralarında ciddi ciddi bir şey oldu, umutla bekleyecem ama o da yok! birisi fanfic yazsın filmleri ona çeksinler, rica ediyorum rezil etmesinler orijinalleri böyle roblarla bilmemnelerle! *dilekçe yazar falan*

[hpnarnia.livejournal.com]

hahah :D

[katayla.livejournal.com]

- Robert Pattinson's acting = Epic Fail, with shiny big letters, actually:

My friend and I were giggling at him in the theater! (And I'm SO glad I went with a friend who I could do that with!)