Awesome Omegle chat is awesome.
Jun. 11th, 2011 07:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thelakeLOL I've never been on Omegle until today and after several epic fails, I found someone as crazy as me and we had this awesome chat. Had to share it with you.
I started with "HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!" but apparently it wasn't working, so I switched to "Get in loser, we're going shopping." and it worked! (I kinda stole the shopping line from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cancoydu, my first choice was "I can't go out *cough cough* I'm sick.)
Sorry for the awful grammar, but I think we were both really excited that we found each other in that online dump.
You: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Stranger: Omg really
You: yes!
You: my treat!
Stranger: What r we buying
You: i'm gonna buy shoes
You: what do you want?
Stranger: I want clothes
You: you can buy em all. do you want to take the front seat or the back seat
You: which seat should you take?
Stranger: Front seat next to yu
You: good choice. buckle up!
Stranger: Woooooooooo!!! Shopping
You: yayayay FUN FUN FUN FUN!
You: we're here
You: gonna getr some coffe
You: e
You: what do you want?
Stranger: I'm going to the cotton on body shop
You: k, sweety, let's meet here in 5!
You: *buys an ice coffee*
Stranger: *finishes shopping* where are we going now
You: p diddy's partey, but we gotta pick something up on the way
Stranger: Wat is it
You: justin bieber
Stranger: Hahahaha yu might want to take all sharp objects away from me first
You: no worries, that was my intention
You: why else would I ask you to hang out with me
You: wait in the car
You: i'll get the prat
You: *gets the prat pushes into the back seat* enjoy your massacre, i'll call diddy and ask for your next assignment
Stranger: Woooooooooo!!!!!! Well that was weird where we off to now I need to take this dress off I'm getting changed in the back don't look * climbs over to the back *
You: you got it! our next assignment is in Italy
You: but we have to get Elton John's private jet first
Stranger: Ok let's go
You: okay we got it, do you know how to fly this things?
Stranger: Nope I think yu press this * presses big red butto*
You: oh hey, this is ultra spaceship mode button. well, never mind, I had some errands to run on Mars anyway. are you up for it? you can buy clothes there.
Stranger: Arrrrrgggghhh we're my dress why don't I have clothes on * dives in the back *
You: no worries. the speacial atmospheric transmission we're gonna through automatically gives you a standart uniform for Mars. just choose a color. Orange or red?
Stranger: Ummmm red
Stranger: No orange
Stranger: No red
Stranger: Red yep red
You: yay! more orange for me.
You: so..
You: we're gonna stop at lady gaga's and pick some stuff up for Britney Spears.
You: you didn't know she actually lived in Mars, did you?
Stranger: Here I'll take over will yu change into yur orange suit
You: oh you're the best! *jumps in the back seat*
Stranger: Have yu finished
You: i'm all done. *jumps right next to you* do you know the way to Gaga's house?
Stranger: No but I think I can smell her meat dress we will just follow the smell
You: i knew you'd be right for the job! go for it. I'll call elton and let him know we're on mars. tell me when we're there.
Stranger: Ohhkkk
Stranger: Oh no we've ran out of petrol were crashing
You: DAMN! use the wings attached to your uniform!
You: *EJECT!*
Stranger: It broke
You: I got you, hold on tight!
Stranger: Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh
Stranger: * wraps arms and legs around yu*
You: okay we safely landed on some place but it doesn't seem like mars to me
You: do you know where we are? have you seen this place before?
You: we might have changed dimensions...
Stranger: Nope I think were lost
You: dammit. hey, there's someone over there, do you see the chubby guy? HEY, DUDE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?
Stranger: *Throws a hamburger to attract him *
Stranger: HEYYYYYY
You: chubby guy says we're in Edward Cullen and Bella Swan's wedding.
You: I think we're being punished in hell.
Stranger: Da da daaaaaaa ( dramatic music)
You: DAMMIT, pal, we need to find a way out before they drag us to their honeymoon.
You: QUICK! there's a door over there
You: come on in, I'm right behind you!
Stranger: Wait it's not a door it's a elavator or something I think we press this button * presses big red button*
You: *elevator stops by a random beach* shit, where are we now? is this some kind of inception crap?
You: diddy's gonna kill me if we're late to the mission in Italy. you gotta find a way out, because... YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, STRANGER.
Stranger: Come here
You: i knew you'd save us! you were our last hope! *folows you*
Stranger: Hold on to me as tight as yu can trust me
You: if you kill me or rape me, i'll tear you to your atomic particles though, just so you know. *holds on tight*
Stranger: Ready
You: yes!
Stranger: *Jumps in the air and flys up into the clouds*
You: wooooo! YOU CAN FLY, STRANGER! YOU REALLY CAN!
You: this is amazing! we've all been told that you can do all sorts of amazing things, but living it...amazing.
Stranger: Omg there's italy
You: WE DID IT!
Stranger: Woooooooooooooot wwwwwwwot wooooooo
You: Stranger, I owe you my life and life of my kind as well. I was the last of my kind before I found you and Diddy told me you'd take me to safety.
You: you did.
You: now we're granting you with immortality.
You: may our guardian spirits be with you at all times.
Stranger: :O thank yu * gives yu a hug*
You: *hugs* you were amazing though, I had so much fun! :D
Stranger: Well I must be going now * gives yu a Kiss on the cheek and starts walking awa*
You: hope to see you later in some other time, goodbye stranger, stay safe *waves after you*
Stranger: *waves and jumps in the air and flys away *
You have disconnected.
I started with "HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!" but apparently it wasn't working, so I switched to "Get in loser, we're going shopping." and it worked! (I kinda stole the shopping line from
cancoydu, my first choice was "I can't go out *cough cough* I'm sick.)Sorry for the awful grammar, but I think we were both really excited that we found each other in that online dump.
You: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Stranger: Omg really
You: yes!
You: my treat!
Stranger: What r we buying
You: i'm gonna buy shoes
You: what do you want?
Stranger: I want clothes
You: you can buy em all. do you want to take the front seat or the back seat
You: which seat should you take?
Stranger: Front seat next to yu
You: good choice. buckle up!
Stranger: Woooooooooo!!! Shopping
You: yayayay FUN FUN FUN FUN!
You: we're here
You: gonna getr some coffe
You: e
You: what do you want?
Stranger: I'm going to the cotton on body shop
You: k, sweety, let's meet here in 5!
You: *buys an ice coffee*
Stranger: *finishes shopping* where are we going now
You: p diddy's partey, but we gotta pick something up on the way
Stranger: Wat is it
You: justin bieber
Stranger: Hahahaha yu might want to take all sharp objects away from me first
You: no worries, that was my intention
You: why else would I ask you to hang out with me
You: wait in the car
You: i'll get the prat
You: *gets the prat pushes into the back seat* enjoy your massacre, i'll call diddy and ask for your next assignment
Stranger: Woooooooooo!!!!!! Well that was weird where we off to now I need to take this dress off I'm getting changed in the back don't look * climbs over to the back *
You: you got it! our next assignment is in Italy
You: but we have to get Elton John's private jet first
Stranger: Ok let's go
You: okay we got it, do you know how to fly this things?
Stranger: Nope I think yu press this * presses big red butto*
You: oh hey, this is ultra spaceship mode button. well, never mind, I had some errands to run on Mars anyway. are you up for it? you can buy clothes there.
Stranger: Arrrrrgggghhh we're my dress why don't I have clothes on * dives in the back *
You: no worries. the speacial atmospheric transmission we're gonna through automatically gives you a standart uniform for Mars. just choose a color. Orange or red?
Stranger: Ummmm red
Stranger: No orange
Stranger: No red
Stranger: Red yep red
You: yay! more orange for me.
You: so..
You: we're gonna stop at lady gaga's and pick some stuff up for Britney Spears.
You: you didn't know she actually lived in Mars, did you?
Stranger: Here I'll take over will yu change into yur orange suit
You: oh you're the best! *jumps in the back seat*
Stranger: Have yu finished
You: i'm all done. *jumps right next to you* do you know the way to Gaga's house?
Stranger: No but I think I can smell her meat dress we will just follow the smell
You: i knew you'd be right for the job! go for it. I'll call elton and let him know we're on mars. tell me when we're there.
Stranger: Ohhkkk
Stranger: Oh no we've ran out of petrol were crashing
You: DAMN! use the wings attached to your uniform!
You: *EJECT!*
Stranger: It broke
You: I got you, hold on tight!
Stranger: Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh
Stranger: * wraps arms and legs around yu*
You: okay we safely landed on some place but it doesn't seem like mars to me
You: do you know where we are? have you seen this place before?
You: we might have changed dimensions...
Stranger: Nope I think were lost
You: dammit. hey, there's someone over there, do you see the chubby guy? HEY, DUDE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?
Stranger: *Throws a hamburger to attract him *
Stranger: HEYYYYYY
You: chubby guy says we're in Edward Cullen and Bella Swan's wedding.
You: I think we're being punished in hell.
Stranger: Da da daaaaaaa ( dramatic music)
You: DAMMIT, pal, we need to find a way out before they drag us to their honeymoon.
You: QUICK! there's a door over there
You: come on in, I'm right behind you!
Stranger: Wait it's not a door it's a elavator or something I think we press this button * presses big red button*
You: *elevator stops by a random beach* shit, where are we now? is this some kind of inception crap?
You: diddy's gonna kill me if we're late to the mission in Italy. you gotta find a way out, because... YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, STRANGER.
Stranger: Come here
You: i knew you'd save us! you were our last hope! *folows you*
Stranger: Hold on to me as tight as yu can trust me
You: if you kill me or rape me, i'll tear you to your atomic particles though, just so you know. *holds on tight*
Stranger: Ready
You: yes!
Stranger: *Jumps in the air and flys up into the clouds*
You: wooooo! YOU CAN FLY, STRANGER! YOU REALLY CAN!
You: this is amazing! we've all been told that you can do all sorts of amazing things, but living it...amazing.
Stranger: Omg there's italy
You: WE DID IT!
Stranger: Woooooooooooooot wwwwwwwot wooooooo
You: Stranger, I owe you my life and life of my kind as well. I was the last of my kind before I found you and Diddy told me you'd take me to safety.
You: you did.
You: now we're granting you with immortality.
You: may our guardian spirits be with you at all times.
Stranger: :O thank yu * gives yu a hug*
You: *hugs* you were amazing though, I had so much fun! :D
Stranger: Well I must be going now * gives yu a Kiss on the cheek and starts walking awa*
You: hope to see you later in some other time, goodbye stranger, stay safe *waves after you*
Stranger: *waves and jumps in the air and flys away *
You have disconnected.
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Date: 2011-06-11 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-11 04:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-11 04:44 pm (UTC)You found your soulmate, dude. No luck for me. Best I had was this guy who dumped me just from the very beginning. *puts here for all the girls who have been left before* woe.
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Date: 2011-06-11 04:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-11 07:47 pm (UTC)awakencordy: IN FRONT OF HER EXISTENCE
cancoydu: LOOOOLLL
cancoydu: omg sorry!
awakencordy: GÖRMEM Mİ SANDIN!
cancoydu: mbnjkdbfbdf
cancoydu: gbkdknbvd
cancoydu: AY HAKKATEN SORRY
awakencordy: *WRATH OF AN ANGRY GOD*
cancoydu: SOULMATE GOD.
cancoydu: *BOWS*
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Date: 2011-06-11 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-11 09:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-12 02:39 pm (UTC)All I meet are glee trolls and horny guys. LOL.