White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Dilek

[thelake]

Saw at mchun's journal and I had to do it =))

Ten Top Trivia Tips about ME!! (and my bffs awakencordy and glenien)

1. Dilek has three eyelids. (I WISH!)
2. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Dilek in a day. (Talented creatures those moles. I'm hard to dig through.)
3. Dilek can't sweat. (Almost true. Really. I sweat too little.)
4. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Dilek. (If you're shaped like me you lose at life. I'm too lazy to move.)
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Dilek its 'Man of the Year'. (I was important even before I was born.)
6. Dilek can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period. (Only if you feed me after midnight!)
7. New Zealand was the first place to allow Dilek to vote! (I knew we had that political connection as well as the emotional one.)
8. All shrimp are born as Dilek, but gradually mature into females. (Unfortunately, true. I was a shrimp in one of my past lives and I have to tell you, I was the ladies' man--I mean shrimp.)
9. South Australia was the first place to allow Dilek to stand for parliament! (But I lost. Miserably.)
10. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Dilek! (CORRECT! ♥)


awakencordy
1. Awakencordy is the world's largest rodent! (A very, very good start. Once, she came to our house and gnawed on our furnitures.)
2. When awakencordy is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes. (SHE IS SO FREAKING FAST YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!)
3. It took awakencordy 22 years to build the Taj Mahal. (Good work!)
4. You should always store awakencordy in an airtight container in the fridge! (She goes bad very fast.)
5. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and awakencordy. (LOL FOREVER.)
6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of awakencordy! (DAMMIT I KNEW THIS ONE!)
7. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as awakencordy. (BECAUSE SHE'S TOUGH!)
8. Awakencordy will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory! (And then she eats them.)
9. Americans discard enough awakencordy to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months! (MMMM AWAKENCORDY LEFTOVERS!)
10. The deepest part of awakencordy is over 35,000 feet deep. (Holy shit you're deep, my friend.)


glenien
1. In Japan, Glenien can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government! (If you don't look directly in her eyes, you're fine.)
2. The only planet that rotates on its side is Glenien. (Because she's a lazy bum.)
3. Glenien can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time. (HEALTHY LIVING, ANYONE?)
4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Glenien, and frequently rise to the surface for air. (Who needs air when you're below the surface of glenien for god's sake!)
5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Glenien. (Because hamburgers are fatter than her, that's why.)
6. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Glenien. (SHE IS PUTTING HERSELF OUT THERE! OKAY!)
7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Glenien. (Damn you vile woman. You're actually married to Tom Cruise aren't you?)
8. The most dangerous form of Glenien is the bicycle. (That's why I never learned to ride one.)
9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Glenien! (Hey! Rivalry among friends! Who's right?)
10. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Glenien. (This officially proves that I'm a heavy smoker. How else could I get through all those years with both awakencordy and glenien?)

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Comments

[mchun.livejournal.com]

lol at 'Man of the Year' and the shrimp.
haha "When awakencordy is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes" oh this meme is too funny :D

[thelake.livejournal.com]

it totally made my night =))

[awakencordy.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOLLL AS USUAL I AM THE COOLEST (and the deepest) ONE! =)))))

[thelake.livejournal.com]

LOL you h0r.

[0summer-night0.livejournal.com]

I have to try it! =))

All shrimp are born as Dilek, but gradually mature into females. (Unfortunately, true. I was a shrimp in one of my past lives and I have to tell you, I was the ladies' man--I mean shrimp.)

=))) I am sure you were one of the most kind men there, too!I mean shrimp.

[thelake.livejournal.com]

I WAS! I was all suave and charming... oh good old days *sigh*