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Yet another fun episode with a lot of Jack/David action haha! :)

In this installment of our picspam, we are very image heavy with a total of 130 pictures. So, beware.

Also as usual, it is highly spoilerish for those who didn't have a chance to catch the awesomeness.

The most beautiful queen of all times, Rose Benjamin starts her day very happy as you can see! Isn't she so graceful and awesome in general? Yes, she is. Apparently there is a very graceful ballet even that is going to happen in our beloved Shiloh. Royal art > all. You'll know what I mean.

While Queen is being awesome and gentle, Pretty David is giving a speech to the press. He is pretty so nobody cares even if he actually says he's the real king and Silas is a bag of potatoes. He is pretty.

Silas: What? A bag of potatoes? That David kid is being overly pretty, show me some pictures.
Pictures: *are shown*

Silas: I just can't help but forgive this guy. See the struggling expression on my face.
Murder in King's eyes: *is on vacation for a while*

Michelle: Are we going to focus on me and my very bright beautiful eyes, or wha?

Silas: Yeah, whatever. If you really think you can beat David's prettyness, go ahead. I'm listening (as oppose to everyone else in the room)...

Michelle: Today, I'll introduce you to a world we call "The Happy Place" Please close your eyes with me..
Nobody: *does so*
Michelle: Okay, can you see the bed, half naked David and Jack right beside him?
Nobody: *does*
Michelle: Mmmm... Happy Place...

Queen is so excited to see Michelle telling all about the Happy Place. After all, it is happy
AND SHE IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL I WAS IN AWE THROUGHOUT THE EPISODE! Guh!

Queen: Jack, look at me. You can never, ever do anything to jeopardize the status of the Happy Place. Do you understand? Now, stand back and think about it.

Jack: *does so by closing his eyes and going to the Happy Place*
Queen: Alrighty! Let's proceed with the Royal Ballet stuff. *shall intrude the meeting now*

Meanwhile David is being pretty with his awesomely cut military uniform. Attention on the smug smirk on his face.

The woman who knows every secret of the royalty: *is in the Happy Place!*

David: Hey, The woman who knows every secret of the royalty! I rocked in there, have you seen how pretty I was?
The woman who knows every secret of the royalty: *is still in the Happy Place so remains silent for a very awkward moment.*

David: wtf. ?? Is that a new thing you gals are doing lately? Hey? *waves his hand but get no response so he leaves*

But destiny has other plans for David's daily schedule today...

Jack: Hi, lover.

David: You look so hot in that uniform, I can just eat you up--

David: I mean, hi, sir.

Jack: *is a bit confused for a moment there* Sir, who?

Jack: Oh, yeah, sure! However you want, lover. I can play this game all day long!

Jack: I may call you something else than lover, too. Soldier maybe.. Or David Bear? You know with the fuzzy and pretty feeling and all--

Jack: David Bear didn't sound right, don't you think? Maybe we can change your name to Ted? Teddy Bear?

David: Jack, you're losing it...

Jack: I can't help it, I'm so in lov--

David: *dramatic pause*

Jack: SO IN LOVELY SPIRITS TODAY! Wanna go and get wasted tonight?

David: Hell yeah! Let's do it. *smiles incredibly prettly*

Jack: *pimps it up*

O.T.P.

While destiny was playing "Doctor" with David and Jack, our comic relief security guard are guarding pretty much nothing and making small comments on how awesome it is to not be in the first night of the Royal Ballet. They're just funny and cute. Let's move on!

Royal Ballet thingy is about to happen, but all Michelle can think is to have a perfect spot to see if David and Jack is making out in dark. Poor Michelle doesn't know that the boys of the Happy Place is not attending the event tonight.

Destiny: 1
Michelle: 0

Queen sings Don't Cry for Me Argentina.

or not.

Queen Rose: I want you all tonight, to close your eyes and go to the Happy Place while the crappiest Royal Ballet thing is happening here. It is so crappy I can't even describe it, I'm already halfway through my happy place. Have a good night everyone!

Crappy Royal Ballet thingy: *occurs*

I really don't know why they chose such crappy outfits for the ballerinas. Where is white or even orange!? I would love myself a touching show on the stage, but it never happened.

Destiny does not care a bit about what is going on at the Royal Ballet thingy, instead it gives us this awesome scene where David is smiling uber happily to Jack.
fangirls: *MELT!*

David: Jack, I have to tell you something. It is very special and private...

David: BUT IT CAN WAIT! I MEAN, DUDE, THIS IS AWESOME! I AM SO EXCITED AND YOU KNOW HOW I PRETTY I BECOME WHEN I GET EXCITED!

Jack & David: *laughs so happily omg*
Love: *occurs*

Jack: *awkwardly stops laughing* But there's one thing you should never never do tonight.
David: What?
Jack: You can never use the "L word". Whenever you do it I have to go and make out with a girl and you know how painful that is. So, please, don't.

David: Okay, but it's going to be hard in these circumstances. You know with the alcohol and music and warm feeling of your breath on my neck--

Jack: Whenever you feel like that, close your eyes and go to the Happy Place. Okay, lover?

David: Yeah! I can do that! *is happy excited and pretty again!*

David: *is shocked by the excessive amount of girls in the place they went to get wasted*

Jack: Calm down, I arranged this for the other friends we brought with us. Since nobody know their name or function at this point, that's perfectly fine to give all the girls to them.

Jack: and you know, in every case we will always have...

Jack: *in a very husky voice* The Happy Place...

David: *is hesitant to say but...* Jack...

David: I love you.

Jack: *is pissed off* I told you not to do that. Never. Ever.

Jack: Now I have to make out with this random girl. Do you like what you've done? Huh, David? Huh?

David: Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought it would be... Crap.

Meanwhile King Silas is having a very uncomfortable conversation on the phone with his mistress...

Silas: ... I know but I was just in the middle of the Happy Place. Can't it wait a little more?

Mistress: WHAT!? What kind of nonsense is that!? Your illegitimate son is dying here and you're thinking about the Happy Place!? Are you out of your murderous mind Silas!? Do you want me to spell it for you? Your i-l-l-e-g-i-t-i-m-a-t-e son is dying! I for Illegitimate, L for Lover, another L for Lies, E for your Ego--

Silas: *is trying to at least see the ending of the Happy Place* Okay, okay I got it! I'll be right over!

Silas: Damn, women.

Queen: Hello hubby? You've missed the best part! We've gone to the Happy Place as a group! What have you been doing all that time?
Silas: Nothing? You know I like to be left alone when I'm in the Happy Place. I should go and find a place to finish my own.. Excuse me... *leaves*

Michelle: Hey, mom! Do you know how many people went to the Happy Place and come back in an hour?

Queen: Yeah, right... As if anything coming out of your mouth is important for me...

Michelle: You're mean.

Queen: Yes, I know. And please do not call me Mom in front of other people. You know that is not true.

Michelle: Well, yeah, I thought it would be nice, considering we were all in the Happy Place just minutes ago...

Michelle: But you know what, I really don't care. I have to go and find David.

Queen: Good luck with that. *evil cynical voice effect*
Michelle: You're mean and I hate you.

Queen: I know and I want to be in the Happy Place, RIGHT NOW! *forces Happy Place*

All of a sudden the awkward priest guy who pissed off the King in the first episode appears.

Awkward Priest Guy (APG): Hello sir and madam--

King: Wtf APG!?

APG: Wtf to you too, sir.

King: This is lame. Cut the scene. Right now. Do it. Now!

Scene: *is cut to an awkwardly proportioned Silas portrait and almost degenerated APG on the side* WHAT!? I WAS IN THE HAPPY PLACE! EVERYTHING HAPPENED SO SUDDENLY! DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO GET READY!?

Like in every other lame situation Destiny takes over and we see Jack LAUGHING! Destiny is playing its best game tonight!

Or not. Because that other guy form Jack's past appears and sucks the happiness out of Jack in a second!

That other guy form Jack's past: I see your new lover is having fun with da ladies!

David: *is having fun with da ladies*

Murder in King's eyes: *has returned from the vacation and made a stop in Prince's eyes before it went back to its own place."

Since planning a murder takes a little bit more than expected, Destiny leaves the scene to another awkward occurence.

Apparently the guy from the movie Cloverfield found his way into the fake Manhattan's Royal Ballet.

Michelle: WTF!? Aren't you the guy from the movie Cloverfield!? What the hell are you doing here!?

The guy from the movie Cloverfield: I have no idea. *the blank look in his eyes is the proof of that statement*

Michelle: This is getting seriously awkward and crappy. Give me a minute while I make a quick stop to the Happy Place.

Meanwhile, Queen is trying something new...
Queen: Do you think it works if I close only one eye? Semi-Happy Place maybe?

Queen: Ah, screw it. If I'm gonna do it, I do it properly. *closes both eyes and goes to the official Happy Place*

Destiny finds its place in our hearts and minds again; it gives us this epic scene where David and Jack is walking into a hot red club in very close proximity.
Attention on Jack's expression. The girl in the previous club? Nobody will ever know what happened to her.
David seems to remember nothing about the girl or any other girl for that matter. He is just so high with prettyness all around.

Jack: *is sweaty, sexy and predatory at the same time*
David: *is trying to understand the relation between the circular patterns on the bar*
Jack: *is seriously thinking to punish him so...*

Jack: *finds a girl to push on David* Listen to me, Girl. You will go and try to make out with that pretty man over there. Make sure he regrets that he has ever laid eyes on a girl.
Girl: Yes, sir. *leaves in a very slutty manner*

Jack: *is the biggest masochist in the whole wide fictional universes of all times*
Edward Cullen: *cries in some very dim corner as a highly inadequate sick masochistic lion*

Meanwhile in the hospital where King's illegitimate son is busy dying...

Doctor: What do you mean King has to leave as soon as the kid feels better!? What does he have better to do at that kind of a situation!? Go to the Happy Place or something? Yeah, right!

The woman who knows every secret of the royalty: *apparently uses the Murder in King's eyes for her own good and rocks it!*

Doctor: In these kind of situations I just want to get on my knees and pray that I'm not the guy with the geeky glasses. You know, they die first in horror movies and all.. I should shut up and save the son now. Yes.

Just when you think everything is getting very crappy, Destiny plays its hand and gives you this! Pretty David in red!

But it doesn't last long because Jack ordered ~~Destiny~~ Girl to make out with David. This scene is very painful to watch. Viewer discretion is advised.

Even Destiny thinks it's too painful to watch, so we jump to the adventures of Michelle and The Guy from the movie Cloverfield!

Michelle: Hey, I wanna show you something!
The Guy from the movie Cloverfield: Really! This is so awesome! Is it in the drawer?

Michelle: Noooo, look at me and listen. It's so easy! Now, close your eyes, we'll go to the Happy Place.

The Guy from the movie Cloverfield: Okaay... *does so, but hesitantly* What am I supposed to see now?

Michelle: You'll see a bed, half naked David and my brother (!!) Jack right beside him... Isn't it awesome?

The Guy from the movie Cloverfield: Well, it's a bit weird. I'd rather look at you...

Michelle: Oh come on, don't be party pooper, go on, dream about it...

The Guy from the movie Cloverfield: Well, I'm pretty sure we can do something a lot better. We're in the Royal bedroom, you know...

Michelle: You know what, YOU SUCK.

Michelle: Mom, that guy from the movie Cloverfield doesn't know how to go to the Happy Place and wants to have sex with me on your bed.

Queen: So what? You should be happy to find at least a guy who wants to have sex with you. You know everybody's trying to go to the Happy Place in one way or another, and I'm sure you'll understand after some time that you have no right to say no to a decent man who still wants to be close to a woman.

Michelle: But, mom--

Queen: I told you not to call me mom in front of other people! Get out!

Queen: What the hell are you waiting for!? GET.OUT!

Michelle: You get out!

Queen: Whatever, Michelle. You're a total disappointment to this Kingdom. I'm getting out.

Queen: *gets out in a very queen-ish manner.*
Gosh, she is so awesome.

King: You know what, I think I'm pretty much ignored in this episode. What do you suggest I do and and totally rock this place?

APG: What do you have in mind?

King: A tragic traffic accident maybe? I mean that's not written in stone, but you know how those accidents can be cool and all.. I really need this man, help me out here!

APG: I really don't know. God tells me it's really lame to use a tragic accident as a way to get cooler in an episode of Kings where you're actually the King itself. It seems like a waste of time to me...

King: What if I hit a beautiful deer with my car? Wouldn't it be more awesome than ever?
Peta: *signs a huge ass petition to cancel this show once and for all.*
King: Shit?

Destiny is very kind to Peta and its followers so even if it's incredibly painful to watch David being seduce by a female person, it shows this scene to us. Focus on David's cute and pretty face as much as you can, it'll be over in a second, I promise...

See, even Jack is trying to focus on David, but it's just too hard to keep it up...

So he brings the murder back.

Therefore gets in a fight where he actually punches really good, but intentionally lets himself get beaten really bad. HE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN DAVID! CAN'T YOU SEE IT!!?

David: I should really not do this anymore... I love--
Girl: Come on, let's go outside. This is boring. *takes him outside*

David: Listen, this is getting seriously awkward for me. Please, let me go. Jack is hurting himself--
Girl: Shut up and give me some sugar pretty boy...

Girl: *takes her sugar while Jack maintains a pretty awkward position*

Of course none of them is aware of the photographer who is currently taking their photos in a very disgusting manner....

When everything is over, photos are taken, asses are kicked and sugar is exchanged Jack shows his almost swollen but still cute face to David and asks:

Jack: Did you have fun, David?

David: We're getting married!

Jack: Sure, you are.
David: *is being annoyingly chipper about this*

David: I'm serious, I even changed the Happy Place in my head, see--

Jack: *in a disappointed and whiny voice* OH GET OUT, I HATE YOU! *leaves*

David: Jack, don't go... It was only an April's fool joke... Jack? Jack? *almost frozen Rose in the ocean from Titanic effect*

Girl: He is gone and he hates you, get used to it pretty boy..
David: No... He doesn't hate me, no... *fights back the tears*

Girl: I told him that you really hated him so he left crying...
Jack: *is in so much pain omg fangirls want to hug him right there and then!* Get out and leave me alone. GO!

Jack: *is somewhat alone in his agony*
The guy in the background: Should I leak the disgusting picture I took?
Jack: .... *is so confused with the feeling inside*

Morning comes and we see Michelle still very annoyed with last night's events and the whole guy from the movie Cloverfield thing. She just wants to sit down and write everything in her LJ. Maybe the comments from friends can make her feel better...

But, some evil person sends her an e-mail with the URL: http://www.200meters.com/
(it's a real website btw!)

And the disgusting picture that has been taken last night is all over the page! It is simply digusting.

Michelle: *is utterly disgusted*
Even her beautiful eyes: *are disgusted*

Meanwhile in the hospital where King's illegitimate son is busy gettin better for god's sake...

Silas: Something very disgusting has happened... I can feel it...