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- I've been reading MARK READS TWILIGHT for two days and it was a both fun and scarring experience. I now don't have any idea why I enjoyed those books. Fandom ruins everything.

If you want to read, start from August 2009 and go from there, it's so much fun (and sometimes dark when he mentions his abusive past and how it's so hard to be adopted, gay and a Christian at the same time) and even more amazing if you actually hate Twatlight.

Twilight.

Sorry.

Oh and S. Meyer wrote another book novella to accompany the other 4 and a half. It's about a character named Bree Tanner (whom I have absolutely no memory of) who appreared in Eclipse and got killed by one of the Volturri.

So sad.

It's about her short period of time as a vampire. How interesting!

Not.

edit: Amazon has just sent me an email
As you've shown an interest in Stephenie Meyer's books, we thought you'd like know about the exciting release of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner on 5th June 2010.

Fans of the "Twilight" saga will be enthralled by the riveting story of Bree Tanner, a character introduced in "Eclipse". With an irresistible combination of danger, mystery and romance, Meyer tells the devastating tale of Bree and the newborn vampire army as they prepare to close in on Bella Swan and the Cullens.

Don't make me regret the day I bought those books, Amazon. It was a very vulnarable period of my life! I was moving back home and my life was changing, BUT NOW, IN MY RIGHT MIND, NO.

- He'll start reading Harry Potter soon and I'll be following that as well! I'm still waiting for my books to arrive. COME ON AMAZON, DELIVER THEM ALREADY!

- It smells like a bakery in here, wtf! I shouldn't eat anymore. I've gained so much weight it's crazy.

- Speaking of weight; I started exercising last week and in my first day of actually walking on the treadmill my sneakers blistered my poor ankles so bad, it was crazy. I'm now wearing high ankle socks to the gym.

And apparently I can't run for more than a minute. My heart literally aches. Plus, yesterday after a 30 minute work out I felt extremely bloated. What's up with that!? It was like my muscles were swollen and I couldn't stand straight.

I think that's what happens after sitting on my ass for 1.5 years without doing anything other than using stairs.

- It's mom's birthday this Sunday, happy times. And it's also [livejournal.com profile] awakencordy's birthday this month (22nd), festive times. Plus two other friends. So many people were born in April.

- Next week (and the week after) will be about training training training! There will be so much training that two of them will overlap. Crazy times. I wonder what purpose will they serve considering I still haven't received any analysis on any of the projects we're supposed to be doing in the near future. Lazy times.

- I have nothing else to add. I'm hungry. Eating apples make you even more hungry.

Date: 2010-04-02 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aftersix.livejournal.com
I'm really glad I'm not the only one who have no recollection whatsoever of this Bree Tanner... I suppose I could reread Eclipse to refresh my memory but I really don't want to walk down that road.

Date: 2010-04-02 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelake.livejournal.com
I think she was the one who told Volturri about Victoria's plans and they killed her anyway...

Oh please don't torture yourself with the re-read, really. Plus it's going to be offered free, so if we are really curious we can just go ahead and read it online.

Date: 2010-04-02 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-immortal.livejournal.com
Bree denen şahsı hatırlayan yok zaten. netten araştırma yaptıktan sonra bir 'hııı bu muymuş' diye bir tepkimiz olmuştu arkadaşımla. ilk anda o ismi görüpte hatırlayan yok ki kızı. ama ben okumayı düşünenlerdenim. ne yqzmış merak ettim. sarmazsa bırakırım ;)

Date: 2010-04-02 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisverse.livejournal.com
Hah.
HAH.
Not going to lie, I cackled my way through his reading of Twilight. Don't know if I have the lung capacity to keep on with the other books. The other people in my building might start wondering if I'm going insane. Thanks for the link ;)

Date: 2010-04-03 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
Haha, you know what's funny? I actually remember Bree because I was super-interested in her. I mean, it was a seriously short appearance, but I thought it would've been so interesting if the Cullens had taken her in. I was even getting ready to ship her with Jacob! But then they killed her, so, lol, that didn't happen.

Ouch! Your feet! And I AM THE SAME WAY WITH RUNNING. It's terrible. I feel so out of shape. And even when I worked out somewhat regularly, I never got much better at running. :-/

And my mom's birthday is this month, too!

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