This is the best update I've ever done in my entire LJ life. JSYK.

Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this poem I wrote. It's about my friend Robert, who has bipolar disorder. Just like me. And Heidi.

( Do you really believe I've done all those stuff? Wow. )

Black Swan

This entry will be completely spoiler-free, but full of fangirl squee, so beware.

Black Swan was spectacular. It was visually stunning, acting was A++++, script was crazy, unbelivable and smart. There were some scary moments, I admit, but this is not a scary movie.

I've always liked Natalie Portman. Not necessarily because of her acting, but this time she blew my mind. I love her. She should be nominated for all kinds of awards, I'm telling you. AND SHE SHOULD WIN THEM! ♥

There were so many moments, SO SO SO MANY AWESOME moments, but the last 30 mins or so was just a complete mindfuck. I actually yelled at my screen "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" but I wasn't frustrated or anything, I just... It's all Natalie Portman. Honestly. She acted so well. It's not a brand new, extremely original scenario or anything, but the way she makes you feel the character she's playing is just phenominal. You don't know what will come next. You guess, you hope but even though you guess right, it still hits you in the face with a baseball bat.

It's an extremely uncomfortable movie to be honest, but you can't just look away or dare to get bored. You want to know more, you want to solve the puzzle. You want to see the end, breathe, relax...

PLUS, SHE CAN DANCE. NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN DANCED SWAN LAKE. Wow, people. Just wow.

Also also also KSENIA SOLO! KENZI! I knew she was in this, but I didn't think I could see her in more than one scene. She was pretty awesome, too :D Nothing major, but still, Kenzi! A ballerina! Whee! ♥

Vincent Cassell... HNNNNGGGGG.... This movie would have been the best thing I've ever seen if only Monica Bellucci jumped out from somewhere. Randomly. Without any rhyme or reason.

Also, one last thing: Winona Ryder and Natalie Portman are sisters. More like, long lost twins or something. I've always known it.

So yeah,

WATCH IT AND STAY AWAY FROM SPOILERS.