This is the best update I've ever done in my entire LJ life. JSYK.

[thelake]

Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this poem I wrote. It's about my friend Robert, who has bipolar disorder. Just like me. And Heidi.


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I TOTALLY STOLE THIS FROM xmaidelx! HILARIOUS! =)))) She also stole this from one of her friends, and I have absolutely no idea how people find these kind of awesome stuff!

Comments

[katayla.livejournal.com]

Where's the poem about Robert?????

And, LOL. I didn't catch on until this part:

They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I mean, I wondered who Sarah and Britney were, but was, like, "Uh, maybe they're coworkers."

[thelake.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah, oh Robert... ♥

=))) I wonder how many more people are going to go wtf with this entry...

[awakencordy.livejournal.com]

lol same here, and here i was thinking WHO THE FUCK ARE SARAH AND BRITNEY.

[thelake.livejournal.com]

I EVEN GOT YOU, OMG THIS MEME IS GOLDEN.

[awakencordy.livejournal.com]

LOLOL tiringde ULAN DAHA DUR SABAHIN 10u oldum ama olur olur! alarm clockda da E AYFON? MİKAMİ? oldum ama onu da geçtim, you have your OCDs, sonra sarah britneyde kaşlarım çatıldı =)) GÖNDERME SANDIM ONU DA FOR A SEC, sonra STDde eeeh dedim =))

[thelake.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOLL MİKAMİ =))))) ♥ I am not waking up to that anymore! PITY!

[awakencordy.livejournal.com]

ayrıcaaa...................cenk bas.

[thelake.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH BABY! =)) ♥

[glenien.livejournal.com]

AY KAHAKĞHKAKĞKAĞLSKFŞLDSMSÖDŞVMSÇV.A. GAYET İNANARAK GİTTİM.

[thelake.livejournal.com]

GOTCHA! =)))

[chicaintcheap.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAHAA I was reading this looking like o______o

[hpnarnia.livejournal.com]

Oha çok geçirdim resmen böyle okudum yazıyı "0__0 OMG"
Çok fena bişeymiş bu yaa :D

[thelake.livejournal.com]

=)))))) cut'a tıklamayan adam olsa yandım gerçi, beni deli sanacak hayatı boyunca!

[dallion.livejournal.com]

What?

[thelake.livejournal.com]

you missed "the fuck" in the end.

[dallion.livejournal.com]

what?

[thelake.livejournal.com]

you missed "the hell" in the end.

[dallion.livejournal.com]

You've totally lost me :/

[thelake.livejournal.com]

i was just kidding.