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Vampire Diaries
I love this show.
- Oh yes you will, Damon. And later that day you'll also give her a red rose and I love you very much, thank you.
- I just hope Stefan gets over his "oh no, no blood, no nonono" thing fast, because hello! You're a vampire, you're supposed to drink BLOOD, fool. Do it. You're sexier that way.
- David Anders, your presence is doing so many good things to my soul, but did you put on some weight? Your face looks a lot rounder that it already is. Still, no matter how creepy (and pointless) you look (for now), I love you. Please be a regular. (Don't know about any of the books, so don't spoil me.)
- Oh Julie Cooper, you were never a good mom. Just go and find yourself a young husband and forget about these problematic kids altogether. It's not worth the drama. You're prettier than that. Seriously. I don't like her making out with every guy around, especially his son's OBVIOUS WEREWOLF bff. She used to be selective when she was in OC. Damn, Julie. Get it together, gurl!
- Is there a single vampire story without a werewolf in it? Interview with the Vampire? Did it have werewolves? I'm not sure.
- Oooh, so John and Aunt Jenna used to sleep together. My brain kind of froze for a moment there, because I completely forgot Jenna was the mother's sister and I thought "Excuse me, but INCEST WTF!?" Then I got it. It's hot and kinda romantic. I bet Jenna would cry her eyes out if/when John dies (somehow.)
- Umm, Nina, I mean Elena, it's fucking scary that Stefan is now 24/7 hungry for your sweet blood. Don't go all Bella Swan on me with your "I'm not scaareeeddd of you bb!" and be TERRIFIED OF HIM! GIVE ME SOME DRAMA! As you can see, Stefan doesn't sparkle and he actually has awesome six packs. *fans herself*
- Damon, why so hot?
-Jonathan Jeremy (who the hell is Jonatha, lol), get the fuck out already, please. Gosh I would kick my brother if he was this whiny and dark and gloomy like Jonathan Jeremy. (I get it, his almost-girlfriend died, but !? seriously. Boring. And I don't like him pursing his lips whenever he smiles. It's so... disturbing and too feminine.) Do you know about vampires? YEAH, SO DO WE. JUST SAY IT OUT LOUD ALREADY! Not like your sister's going to go "OH MY GOD YOU READ MY DIARY YOU FREAK!" THERE ARE VAMPIRES AROUND! TALK TO HER.
- So Elena's birth mother Isobel kind of slept with Elena's father, so technically she's not adopted. How relevant. I would much rather Elena being John Gilbert's daugther (uncle was actually father drama. Cue soap opera credits!), but that would kinda defeat the purpose, so I'll just roll with it.
- Stefan, why so hot? Just drink everybody's blood without shame, love! Do it, you deserved it! Look at Damon, don't you want to be like him, but hotter and more broody, vampire-like? I think you do. Oh and by the way, you're still my Edward Cullen. Thank you.
- Maybe that's why Elena was being all Bella Swan this week. STEFAN IS HER EDWARD CULLEN, TOO! I'm so glad she's not fidgety and weird like KStew, that's always a plus. Go gurl!
- I love this cast. They're so pretty. Thank you CW, for bringing hot people to my screen every single week. I feel better about myself. NOT. But I like them.
I'm out of things to say. The painkiller/antibiotic thing got me a little light headed, but it did very little for my sore throat. I think I'm just gonna go to bed, or you know, read, or watch a movie. God, I hate it when I have to go somewhere on Saturdays. This time it's that stinking training. Who on Earth did fucking plan to make the last day of training a Saturday? Stupid HR. Stupid.
Next week it's 3 day weekend, hooray! Unless of course we go to Ankara to visit my grandma, if that happens, you know... 3 days wasted mostly on the road and sitting and listening to several members from my extended family's random problems. Not that I don't love them, but... do not want. And mom kind of agrees with us, so *crosses fingers* I need that 3 day weekend all for myself (just like every other holiday of the year.)
Random fact: How can Kim Kardashian keep that huge butt of hers so firm? If my butt was that big, I would be dragging it on the floor. Some people have such awesome genes (and money/courage for plastic surgery.)
- Oh yes you will, Damon. And later that day you'll also give her a red rose and I love you very much, thank you.
- I just hope Stefan gets over his "oh no, no blood, no nonono" thing fast, because hello! You're a vampire, you're supposed to drink BLOOD, fool. Do it. You're sexier that way.
- David Anders, your presence is doing so many good things to my soul, but did you put on some weight? Your face looks a lot rounder that it already is. Still, no matter how creepy (and pointless) you look (for now), I love you. Please be a regular. (Don't know about any of the books, so don't spoil me.)
- Oh Julie Cooper, you were never a good mom. Just go and find yourself a young husband and forget about these problematic kids altogether. It's not worth the drama. You're prettier than that. Seriously. I don't like her making out with every guy around, especially his son's OBVIOUS WEREWOLF bff. She used to be selective when she was in OC. Damn, Julie. Get it together, gurl!
- Is there a single vampire story without a werewolf in it? Interview with the Vampire? Did it have werewolves? I'm not sure.
- Oooh, so John and Aunt Jenna used to sleep together. My brain kind of froze for a moment there, because I completely forgot Jenna was the mother's sister and I thought "Excuse me, but INCEST WTF!?" Then I got it. It's hot and kinda romantic. I bet Jenna would cry her eyes out if/when John dies (somehow.)
- Umm, Nina, I mean Elena, it's fucking scary that Stefan is now 24/7 hungry for your sweet blood. Don't go all Bella Swan on me with your "I'm not scaareeeddd of you bb!" and be TERRIFIED OF HIM! GIVE ME SOME DRAMA! As you can see, Stefan doesn't sparkle and he actually has awesome six packs. *fans herself*
- Damon, why so hot?
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- So Elena's birth mother Isobel kind of slept with Elena's father, so technically she's not adopted. How relevant. I would much rather Elena being John Gilbert's daugther (uncle was actually father drama. Cue soap opera credits!), but that would kinda defeat the purpose, so I'll just roll with it.
- Stefan, why so hot? Just drink everybody's blood without shame, love! Do it, you deserved it! Look at Damon, don't you want to be like him, but hotter and more broody, vampire-like? I think you do. Oh and by the way, you're still my Edward Cullen. Thank you.
- Maybe that's why Elena was being all Bella Swan this week. STEFAN IS HER EDWARD CULLEN, TOO! I'm so glad she's not fidgety and weird like KStew, that's always a plus. Go gurl!
- I love this cast. They're so pretty. Thank you CW, for bringing hot people to my screen every single week. I feel better about myself. NOT. But I like them.
I'm out of things to say. The painkiller/antibiotic thing got me a little light headed, but it did very little for my sore throat. I think I'm just gonna go to bed, or you know, read, or watch a movie. God, I hate it when I have to go somewhere on Saturdays. This time it's that stinking training. Who on Earth did fucking plan to make the last day of training a Saturday? Stupid HR. Stupid.
Next week it's 3 day weekend, hooray! Unless of course we go to Ankara to visit my grandma, if that happens, you know... 3 days wasted mostly on the road and sitting and listening to several members from my extended family's random problems. Not that I don't love them, but... do not want. And mom kind of agrees with us, so *crosses fingers* I need that 3 day weekend all for myself (just like every other holiday of the year.)
Random fact: How can Kim Kardashian keep that huge butt of hers so firm? If my butt was that big, I would be dragging it on the floor. Some people have such awesome genes (and money/courage for plastic surgery.)
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TO ATTEND YOUR BFF'S WHISHES, OF COURSE, YES?
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ask me that question later, because as of this moment, every single person on earth can go to hell. I have to sleep with this fucking sore throat tonight as well, and I know it's going to be painful, so I'm dreading everything. Sorry about that.
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i'm worried about your throat.
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I'm not. It's just being a bitch because it can. I haven't had a sore throat for YEARSSS, now it's killing me. I'd much rather be sick in bed with hundreds of blankets on me than going through this fucking painful sore throat thing without even being properly sick. Dad says it'll go away this weekend and he is probably right, because he is a freaking doctor how can I argue with that, but fuck, it hurts. I'm afraid of swallowing now, how wicked disgusting is that?
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Here, have a laugh:
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I agree with you with the whole "I'm not scared" thing. Cause I was definitely scared. What is up with all these suicidal girlfriends?
And I think by Jonathan you meant Jeremy. I pondered that paragraph for a long time wondering who the hell this Jonathan is :P
Ugh, why is the Gilbert family tree so complicated? I have a feeling I might need a diagram to fully understand the who's who and their relationship with each other.
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I must have heard about Tyler's secret in one of the spoiler posts, idk.
LOOOL who the hell is Jonathan! =))) I was totally high from the pills I took, that's why I was so confused (and honestly I don't really care about Jeremy, so yeah)
LOL Gilbert drama will never end.