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[thelake]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I turned twolefts in for littering (3 points). Last Saturday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I helped o0myyl0v30o across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (627 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
thelake

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Thank god I managed to squeeze in the dictatorship in my busy schedule this year, otherwise I wouldn't deserve that amazing toy train! Phew!